Esty's fanfiction

Monday, May 23, 2005

A Ham Sandwich - Thief: Deadly Shadows

Rating: G

Warnings: Slightly silly, short mentions of fighting, un-beta'ed

Summary: Uses Coren, from my fic A Thief's Heart. Coren wants a ham sandwich.

Disclaimer: Garrett belongs to Eidos, IonStorm, and whoever else wants to claim him. So do the Watchmen, Hammerites, and Pagans. Coren and Jack belong to themselves. The ham sandwich is mine. Mine, I say, MINE!

I'd really like a ham sandwich about now, thought Coren as he lay on the bed. He was quite hungry, and Garrett had bought a chunk of prime ham only the day before.

Getting up to make one, he suddenly remembered that the loaf of bread sitting by the hearth was white bread. Ham doesn't taste very good on white bread, he thought sadly. I could go out and buy some rye bread; I've got the money.

But Garrett told me not to go out until he got back; I think he said something about 'those idiot Watchmen are gonna get what's coming to them'. He might also have mentioned Hammerites and Pagans. Coren thought and thought, torn between the equal pulls of Garrett and a ham sandwich. Suddenly he had an ingenious idea.

"I'll ask Jack!" he declared out loud. "He'll get me some bread." Jack was a fellow tenant of the building and one of Coren's regular clients. Gladdened by this new decision, Coren strode out of the apartment towards Jack's door. He tripped and fell down the last few stairs, promptly bursting out in laughter. Jack looked out his door to see why Coren was laughing.

"Oh, hello, Coren," he said. "What happened?"

"I tripped," gasped Coren, calming down.

Jack laughed. "Did you want something?"

"Yeah," answered Coren. "I'd like it if you could go o the market and buy a loaf of rye bread. There's a certain vendor who's always open at night. There is usually a pile or two of coins on his counter; if not, he's bound to be wondering where they went. Here, pay him this." Coren handed Jack a few coins.

"Sure, but why can't you go get it yourself?" asked Jack, taking the coins.

"Because Garrett said not to go outside. I can only suppose he's going to stir up trouble between the guards, Hammers, and Pagans."

Jack nodded understandingly and left.

Coren leaned against the corridor wall, waiting for Jack to come back, speculating on the source of myriad cries he heard from outside. Eventually the front door opened, and Jack lurched up the steps, rather pale.

"Here! Take it," said Jack, shoving the loaf of bread he held into Coren's arms. "Your man has stirred up trouble, all right. The Hammers, Watchmen, and Pagans are all fighting each other, and trying to recruit citizens. It's awful. I didn't see Garrett, but I heard his name mentioned a few times, usually in a curse."

Coren accepted the bread with a brief thanks, and retreated to Garrett's rooms, disturbed by this news.

Coren cut several thin slices of ham, and two thick slices of bread, sandwiching the ham between the pieces of bread. The first bite was heavenly, and the ones that followed were almost as good. Just as Coren swallowed the last bite and was licking his fingers, happy and with nary a care, Garrett walked in...

Friday, April 29, 2005

A Thief's Heart - Thief: Deadly Shadows

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Slash (male/male action), mentions of prostitution, mild language

Coren
*****

I was returning to the tavern after a tiring meeting with one of my
noble clients when I was accosted by a familiar watchman, who was
obviously furious. He began to beat me with his sheathed blade. I
struggled, but to no avail.

"You dirty, rotten, lying bastard!" the watchman growled. "You said
you weren't gonna report me! Now what do I get? Hauled up in front of
th' chief, and get punishment duty for weeks!"

I tried to explain that I hadn't reported him at all, when something
made a crackling noise in the street behind us. The guard dropped me
like so much dead meat and ran off to investigate. I was hauled
upright and shoved into an alley before I could react.

The alley had an odd turn near the end, making anyone in it invisible
from the street. I leaned against the wall to catch my breath,
wincing.

"Who are you? Why shouldn't I throw you back on the street as
worthless junk?" demanded a shadow.

I squinted, waiting for my eyes to adjust to the near-total dark.

"M' name's Coren," I answered, dazedly. "Y' shouldn't throw me back
out there because I can pay y' for your trouble."

"What would you have reported that watchman for?" asked the shadow,
which looked more and more like a man with every passing minute, as my
head cleared.

"Heh." I laughed weakly, making my ribs hurt. "He was sleepin' 'round
where he shouldn't have been. He paid me well t' keep my mouth shut,
too. More trouble than he's worth."

The man kept silent for a bit. "So... You're a streetwalker." The man
was sharper than most.

"No. A tavern whore. Bit higher up, though not by much. Sometimes do
house calls on richer clients who want a bit more of a common
experience. Won't tell anybody who, though. Have a reputation for
keepin' my mouth shut, an' don't want to ruin it now. I can pay
anythin' you wish of me if you'd think of sheltering me for a few
nights." I meant it, too.

The man wasn't done asking questions, though.

"I have no reason to trust you. Give me one." The question took me
aback, but I had an answer ready. I pulled a pouch out of one pocket
and emptied it. It was full of gold coins. By now I'd decided the man
was some sort of criminal, from his clothing and his suspicion. If he
was any good, he'd see there was no way I'd be able to steal such
wealth.

He eyed the coins, then picked one out and bit it. "From a noble
client, I suppose? Hmph. We may have a deal. You can stay with me for
one day. You'll have to pay, though."

I sighed with relief. I had no particular desire to sleep at the
tavern; that night especially; the guard would probably come looking
for me. I replaced the coins in the bag.

The man, apparently done with me for the time being, pulled a loose
stone out of the wall. He removed a bag from the hole in the wall and
pulled out a shirt and trousers, which he then changed into, putting
his dark grey outfit into the bag. He also put an eyepatch over his
right eye. Apart from the eyepatch, he looked like a perfectly normal
citizen, albeit more wiry. He slung the bag over one shoulder and
jerked his head toward the entrance to the alley, as if saying,
'Follow me.'

Garrett
*******

I must have been addled, I thought, to rescue that whore.

My dislike of the watchmen runs deep enough that I didn't regret my
actions, especially not after he offered to pay his way however I
wanted. I was still foolish.

He followed me home tamely enough. Going up the stairs to my rooms, we
were stopped by an irritating fellow tenant, who remarked suggestively
that he didn't know Coren did house calls. The kid replied that he
hadn't known the man had a house, or he would have, calling the man by
name. I tried to ignore them, locking the door as soon as the whore
had entered my little apartment. He apologized; I ignored that, too. I
took off my eyepatch and shirt, lying down on my bed. He took off his
shirt too, and I noticed that his chest muscles were well defined.
Clearly, he kept himself in shape. I could guess how. He knelt on the
edge of the bed and asked what I wanted him to do. I told him it
didn't matter much.

Coren is amazingly skilled, for a tavern whore. I decided he could
stay, as long as he would pay.

*****

The strange criminal was the first man I serviced who gave me free
rein as to what I did. The experience was incredible. I was able to
find out exactly what he liked, and I think he worked out what I
liked, too. I was very grateful when he let me fall asleep in his
arms. I was surprised, too, because of how arrogant good criminals
often were, an arrogance this one seemed to share, but mostly glad; I
was thoroughly exhausted.

I had deduced by this time that the man was a very good criminal, from
the fact that his clothes did not have a single patch, and from the
noncommital way in which he had returned the gold coin, as if he saw
such things every day. It was likely he was a house burglar, since he
clearly was used to the idea of wealth. Also, I knew he was smart,
since he lived in a deceptively cheap apartment. A less intelligent
burglar might spend money on suspiciously expensive lodgings. Now, I
hear a lot of gossip from clients, and there is only one "master
thief" in the city. All of my noble clients would love to get their
hands around his neck. I ended up getting my hands all over him.

"Do you want to stay here?" asked the thief when we awoke the next
evening. I nodded, too sleepy yet for words. "Will you pay?" he asked.
Again, I nodded, this time so hard my neck hurt. I would 'pay' him
with any amount of my services. I didn't know why, but I found this
arrogant, infamous man incredibly attractive. "I guess you can stay,
then." He climbed out of the bed and dressed in a dusky black outfit
like the one he had worn the night before.

"I have work to do. I presume you do, as well?"

I sat up and stretched, noting with a certain smug pleasure that he
watched from the corner of his eye. "Yes, but it can wait long enough
for breakfast," I replied, scanning the room for my clothing.

"Here." He tossed a bundle of clothing to me, clothes that wouldn't
stand out in a crowd, though they were made of fine, satiny cloth.

I dressed slowly, savouring the unusual sensation of being able to
take my time.

"Come out," called Garrett from the main room. I jumped a little; I
hadn't noticed when he'd left.

He was toasting bread on the hearth. There was a small kettle hanging
over the fire. Garrett stirred it occasionally. He had set out two
places on the table: simple pewter plates and bowls, and roughly
carved wooden spoons, such as would be expected for someone who had to
settle for lodgings in this place.

"You're very sensible, I see. Other, less skilful burglars would have
golden plates and silver spoons."

Garrett harrumphed. "Other, less skilful burglars would be in prison."
He sounded pleased, despite his contemptuous tone.

He served the food and we ate in silence, neither of us very much at
ease with the other. Garrett fairly inhaled his food and left before I
could bid him farewell. I didn't blame him.

*******

I put Coren out of my mind the instant I exited the building, uneasy
as his deduction of my identity had made me. I had work to do. I could
not afford distractions. The night before, I had overheard one of
Lord Bafford's men, who had obviously drunk too much, bragging to a
friend that his oh-so-smart Lord had created a foolproof way to keep
thieves out. I also happened to hear that Lord Bafford had acquired a
very fine emerald, certainly fine enough to warrant my attention. I
needed to know how Bafford thought he could keep me out before the
method caught on. I also needed the money I could get by selling the gem.
I had a map of Bafford's manor already, so all I needed to do was get
there, generally a risky proposition.

*note for beta-reader: if I recall correctly, Lord Bafford is the
first person you rob in the first game. I think I remember the streets
around being well-lit, but I have to go look at that again, and as I
write this, I'm on the wrong computer to do that.*

Getting to Bafford's manor had been ridiculously easy, much more than
it had been the last time I'd robbed the place, a year before. Getting
in, on the other hand, was harder. There was a fence of electricity
around the walls. I didn't touch it, figuring it would burn me. So
this was Bafford's foolproof guard, was it? I realised the fence had
to be shut off sometimes, to let people in and out. Unfortunately for
me, the switch was certainly behind the field, safe from thieves. I
crept around the edge until I was near the servants' entrance. I heard
someone coming and looked around. A man was walking up the path to the
door. I crept closer, ready to slip through the door if the fence was
shut off to let him in. The man stopped and tapped a pattern on the
door with a wooden pole he was carrying. The fence was shut off and
the door opened. I was close enough to slip through before it was
closed again, but the hallway past the door was lit up with torches,
leaving me nowhere to hide. When Bafford's guest went through the
doorway, I realised it was Coren. Well, well, well. The esteemed Lord
Bafford wasn't quite so 'noble' after all.

Now, how to get in? Whoever was sitting at the switch right now
probably wasn't going to let anyone else in. The fence didn't even go
most of the way up the wall. If I could just get past that fence,
getting in would be easy.

*****

A Curious Proposition - Sherlock Holmes

Warnings: H/W slash, cuteness (I hope)

Summary: Holmes makes a proposition. Plot bunny sprang out of a little ring I bought recently.

Beta: The wonderful Lyrastarwatcher

It was a fine spring day in the year of 1885 when I was still in residence at Baker Street. Overcome by the peculiar sensation one experiences at the nape of ones neck when observed, I looked up from my paper to find Sherlock Holmes standing beside my chair and gazing upon me oddly.

'What is it?' I asked, curious.

'Oh, just a trifle I thought you would find interesting.'

'A case?'

'No, nothing of the sort. Merely a curious object I thought you might like to see.' He handed me a silver ring, which I examined closely. It was narrow most of the way around, but part of it was fashioned oddly, worked in the shape of two hands, holding a heart, with a crown atop the heart.

'Where did you get this, Holmes? I have never seen anything like it.'

'I would imagine not. It is called a Claddagh ring, from the village of Claddagh in Ireland, near Galway. I was speaking with an Irishman a few weeks ago, and I observed one of these curious rings on his hand. I asked him about its significance. The hands are for friendship, the crown is for loyalty and the heart is for love. If the ring is worn on the right hand with the heart turned outward, it means the bearer's heart is free. When worn on the right hand with the heart turned in, it means that the bearer has pledged his or her heart to another. When worn on the left hand with the heart turned in, it means that the bearer is married. Supposedly its purpose was to keep the wives of fishermen at sea faithful to their husbands. '

Just as Holmes finished his narrative, I noticed a glint of silver on his left hand. I took his hand, a bit puzzled, and saw that he wore a ring identical to the one I still held.

'You? Married?' I asked, thinking the idea impossible.

'As good as,' he whispered. Then he kissed me. After a very short time he drew away. I supposed he was afraid I would turn him away, leave him forever.

'It is all right, Holmes,' I murmured. To prove my point, I gently kissed him back.

'The ring, it is for you,' Holmes told me a few minutes later. 'If you will take it.'

'Gladly,' I replied, slipping it onto my left ring finger. 'Even if it does mean I have to be faithful to you.' He laughed at that, and kissed my cheek.

'You never cease to amaze me, Watson.'

A Fanciful Vision - Sherlock Holmes

Disclaimer: I am not Arthur Conan Doyle.

Warnings: H/W slash, a bit sad

Rating: G

This… admiration is more suited to poetry than to prose. Perhaps
that is the reason I have never set this down in words before, never
before stated my true feelings for my friend Sherlock Holmes.

How is it that I find myself incapable of putting this truth into
words? Even as I write this, I feel as if Holmes is looking over my
shoulder. Impossible! I know for certain that he is working on a case
in Exeter. For that, I am glad, for I would only ever allow him to read
this in imaginings late at night, when I am utterly alone.

"'Utterly alone?' I should think not, my dear Watson."

I whirled around in my chair, startled. Holmes was standing behind me,
and I wondered how much he had read, or how long he had been there. He
was smiling sadly.

"Perhaps, Watson, your true feelings are best left unacknowledged."
Holmes shook his head slowly, then turned and walked into his bedroom,
closing the door silently behind him.

I stared blankly at where he had stood, hardly able to believe what I
had just seen. I considered following whatever that had been, but I
feared I might not like what I found. I knew that was not Holmes; I
knew for a fact that he would be gone for another week at least.

When he did arrive back in Baker Street, the incident still preyed upon
my mind. I questioned him as to his doings; there were barely two hours
together left unaccounted for. I never told him of my fanciful vision,
or of what I had written that day. I have never regretted an action
more.

After his supposed death at Reichenbach, I thought him gone. Now
that he is back, I am afraid that I will lose him again, this time
forever. He is asleep in his armchair, bathed by the light of the fire,
and I wonder, as I watch him, if it is too late to tell him.

Listen to me - Star Trek: TOS

A poem. Spock/McCoy.

Listen to me

If you know something's there,
Why pretend you don't care?
You know you're in love; why deny it?
It's the truth; why defy it?
Listen to me, Len.

It'll do you more harm than good,
pretending your heart's made of wood.
Just admit it to yourself or a friend.
Your heart isn't rock.
Just sit down and talk.

You're a doctor. You know
Denial's a dangerous foe.
Almost worse than depression,
Though a short confession
Might set you right again.

Now that I think,
Confession might put you on the brink.
You think he doesn't care,
But, oh, you're so wrong.
Right now, I won't play along.

I'm your friend, but I'm his too,
And what I'm saying is true.

He's as much on edge as you are.
This façade is going too far.

Okay, I'll bite.
I'll tell you why I fight.
I know you're right, it's just...
For me, secrecy's a must.
I can't deal with this, I can't!

I'm a doctor. I know
Denial's a dangerous foe.
But if I confess, Jim,
I'll be depressed over him,
Unless he feels the same for me.

I tell you, he does, Bones.
Even though his emotions are largely unknowns,
I can read him like I can read you,
And I can tell he loves you too.
I'm sick and tired of your stubbornness!

All right, I'll go and talk.
I'll confess my love to Mr. Spock.

Spirk - Star Trek: TOS

A series of poems I wrote. Kirk/Spock.

Spirk I

I know too well I'm in love with you.
Though I claim to feel not at all,
This irrational feeling seems true.

This strange emotion came out of the blue.
I cannot find a reason at all,
Though I know too well I'm in love with you.

The more I knew you, the more this feeling grew.
So illogical and unusual.
Yet this irrational feeling seems true.

If ever someone tries to kill you,
I will make sure they fall.
I know too well I'm in love with you.

Every day is different with you.
Your company never begins to pall.
This irrational feeling seems true.

I'm afraid to ask, but I have to:
Is this feeling mutual?
I know too well I'm in love with you.
This irrational feeling is true.


Spirk II

If I am day, you are night.
If I am light, you are dark.
I don't know why, it just seems right,
And between us there's a spark.

If I am light, you are dark.
If I am fire, you are ice.
And between us there's a spark.
For me, a friendship won't suffice.

If I am fire, you are ice.
I'm impulsive, you're deliberate.
For me, a friendship won't suffice.
I don't write a speech, I just stand up and deliver it.

I'm impulsive, you're deliberate.
I'm open, you're a mystery.
I don't write a speech, I just stand up and deliver it.
Our friendship has quite a history.

I'm open, you're a mystery.
You are silence, I'm the voice.
Our friendship has quite a history.
When I'm uncertain, you help me make a choice.

You are silence, I'm the voice.
I don't know why, it just feels right.
When I'm uncertain, you help me make a choice.
If I am day, you are night.


Spirk III

You're captain of this ship,
And of my heart as well.
When I first began to slip,
I didn't realize the strength of your spell.
I thought that logic would prevail.

Well, it seems that emotion won.
An illogical victory (but logic's rarely fun).
I'm not complaining,
As frustration's very draining,
While happiness is not, and has prevailed.


That may be the case,
But I'd rather be upset
Then lose my emotionless face.
That hasn't happened yet,
But that day is not far off.

Even if you won't let your mask fall,
There is no reason at all
You can't admit, at least to me,
There's not one bit
Of truth in it.


If anyone does, you have a right to the truth,
But as you humans say,
To get me to admit it would be like pulling a tooth.
I just don't see any way
I can admit it to you and maintain my facade.

Admit what, that's what I'd like to know.
This is so frustrating, you know?

If only you were human.
Answers might be easier then.


Spirk IV

Oh, I owe all my life to you, my love.
I owe every moment of joy, as well.
It seems to me you're a gift from above.
You helped me up every time I fell.

My debt to you can never be repaid,
But neither, I feel, can your debt to me,
Though your hair of gold and your eyes of jade
Are payment enough. Oh, how I love thee.

You brought me back from death.
Then, your face was all I could recall.
Though the sight of you took away my breath,
I had no idea how hard I would fall.

It's because of my love for you, Jim Kirk,
That lovely Farfalla coined the word Spirk.

Falling Leaves - LotR

Right. My worst fanfic to date. Also my first fanfic ever. Directly from Fanfiction.net, unimproved, unchanged:

This is a SLASH story. Aragorn/Legolas slash, to be specific. If you dont like slash, you have any objection to this particular pairing, or you do not know what slash is, I would recommend you leave. Now. You have been warned. Alternate-Universey, in that Aragorn is not, in fact, betrothed to Arwen. (MY story, I can do what I like with it.) Flames will be posted and commented on. /Thoughts are enclosed in slashes because the QuickEdit is evil./

Genre: Fluff, romance, slash, don't-read-if-you-haven't-read/seen-the- book/movie/both

Additional note: Strange melding of the books, the movies, and my own imagination. Maybe a leetle OOC, but I hope not too much. Legsie is no longer an (insert random insult here) like he was in the movies. Yay! I finally updated this thing!

Disclaimer: They ain't mine. I'm just playing with 'em. I wish they were mine, though. 'Specially Arrie.

Moria
"Why're we on this benighted quest anyway?" Gimli grumbled.

"To protect Frodo, to get the Ring to Mordor," Aragorn answered quietly. He didn't blame Gimli for complaining, which in all honesty was exactly what Aragorn felt like doing. The darkness around him brought out the darkness in his heart.

"Is there any hope left, Gandalf?" Frodo's small voice echoed in the black emptiness.

"There is always hope, Frodo," replied Gandalf. "There is always hope."

/Yes, there is always hope,/ thought Aragorn, /but I cannot find it here./ He sighed. The never-ending night was depressing. He would despair, but for the Quest and the sense of duty that filled him.

"Aragorn?" A soft, ethereal voice broke the silence. Someone sat next to him, the rustling of cloth the only clue to his presence. From the voice, Aragorn knew it was Legolas, son of Thranduil, prince of Mirkwood, blah, blah, blah.

"What do you think of?"

"Despite being given the name Estel, Hope, I have no hope left. This quest is all that keeps me from despair, yet it is the need for this quest that is the cause of my despair."

"Do not lose hope, son of Arathorn. You have friends with you." With that, Legolas got up and left, no doubt to join the others. Aragorn pondered his friend's words for some time after.

Outside Moria

Aragorn wrenched his thoughts away from the sight of Gandalf slipping, Gandalf falling... Or tried, anyway. He could not think on this forever. They had to get to Lothlorien before dark.

"Legolas, Boromir, Gimli," he barked. "Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin. The time for grief is not now. Come. By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs. We must reach Lothlorien before dark."

"We will enter the Golden Wood? That is madness!" exclaimed Boromir. "None who enter there come out unscathed."

"Unchanged would be more accurate," countered Aragorn. "It is the nearest place of safety." Boromir shook his head.

"I would rather walk through a hedge of swords than enter there of my own will!" Fortunately, for Aragorn was right about the orcs, Legolas intervened before the disagreement took up much more time. He insisted that Aragorn knew best, and it was wise to listen to a Ranger, when one was with you, and that of the Rangers, Aragorn was the best. Boromir relented, grumbling, but only because Legolas looked about ready to shoot him.

Lothlorien

"Aragorn." The soft voice came out of nowhere. The Ranger looked up, startled. It was Legolas. The fair elf took a seat on the ground next to Aragorn. They sat in silence for a time. Legolas spoke first.

"He was a good friend to you, was he not?"

"Yes."

"You are not the only one who grieves. You need not hide your sadness." Hearing these words from the normally aloof elf prince, Aragorn dropped his stoic mask and dissolved into tears. Legolas drew him close and held him until the Ranger's tears were spent.

"Feel better?" asked Legolas gently. Aragorn nodded.

"Thank you," he rasped, his throat sore from weeping.

"You're welcome." Legolas's arms were still around Aragorn. Neither of them moved for a long time.

"We should return to the others, or they may start to worry what has happened to us," commented Legolas. Aragorn nodded, and reluctantly stood up, freeing himself from Legolas's hold. Together they walked back to where the rest of the fellowship rested.

Lothlorien - Next Day

/Do not despair, Estel. You are not alone./ The words of the Lady Galadriel echoed through Aragorns thoughts. He sat with his back to a mallorn tree, eyes closed, pondering their meaning. He heard a faint rustle of cloth to his right. One hand slipped from his lap where it lay and came to rest on the ground beside him. A hand that was warm, yet still cool, settled atop the Ranger's hand. Aragorn smiled. Now he understood the meaning of the Lady's words.

Chasing the Uruk-Hai

Aragorn awoke from his light sleep. Legolas was pacing around the edge of the firelight, looking unsettled.

"Friend, why are you restless?" Aragorn asked quietly. Legolas turned towards him and walked over, sitting down by the ranger.

"I doubt we shall ever see the hobbits again. I fear they are dead or worse. I wish we could go even at night."

Aragorn smiled weakly. "Would that we all had the eyes of elves! Alas, we do not, and-" He stopped suddenly, seeing how breathtaking Legolas was, silhouetted by the fire's glow.

"Vana," he breathed. "Legolas, you are beautiful." The elf turned his head slowly to look at the ranger.

"You- you think so?"

"Legolas, you are the most beautiful elf I have ever seen," replied Aragorn fervently. Legolas reached up and brushed a stray lock of hair off of the ranger's face. The human captured the elf's hand in his own and smiled.

"Legolas, it is truly a shame that I cannot perform the same service for you, so this shall have to do. Aragorn gently pressed his lips to the back of Legolas' hand. Legolas shifted position so he was almost leaning on the human.

"Aragorn, it is your turn to keep watch." The human laughed at this. He remained where he was, ears alert for any sound out of place. He heard Gimli shifting in his sleep, small animals scurrying in the grass, but nothing unusual. He didn't realize when, but he soon fell asleep.

Next day

When Aragorn woke, he thought he had been sleeping on hard ground. Instead, he felt as if he had slept in a feather-bed, which feeling was very out of place, as he knew where he should be and what he should be doing; keeping watch. Then he discovered the rather odd fact that he was held by a pair of thin and startlingly strong arms.

/Oh. I must have fallen asleep while on watch./ This was confirmed when he discovered that he had in fact been sleeping sitting up, and was still in this position.

"I thought you would sleep forever, melleth nin." Both the words and the speaker startled him further awake, though he had thought he was fully aware.

/Eru, did Legolas just say what I think he said?/ "What did you say?" he inquired, attempting to sound normal.

"Why, what did you think I said?" Legolas asked with feigned innocence. "I said exactly what you thought I said, melleth nin. Now get up." The elf gracefully rose to his feet, pulling the human with him. "Come, let us wake Gimli. It will not do for him to sleep the whole morning.

That night

Gimli was worried about his two companions. They had both been extremely distracted the entire day. While Aragorn and Legolas were both good friends, they had not spoken since the day before. He supposed that they had quarreled during the night. Not wanting what remained of the Fellowship to be separated, he resolved to confront Aragorn about his silence.

Melleth nin = My love
Vana = Fair, beautiful